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Episode 22 – The Memoralizer Tapes – The Ghost in the Dead Canary



We are here, broadcasting live from Pack Central Station, Oldenberg.

The Chief takes us through one of his classic cases. A tale of terror, paranormal mystery, and murder!

Could there really be a ghost in the Dead Canary? Tune in to find out.


Episode 19 – The Memoralizer Tapes – The Case of the Bank Heist Gone Bad



We are here. Broadcasting from Pack Central Station, Oldenberg.

A classic case from Cliff Danger’s past. Cliff and Alistair are handling a bank heist, hostage negotiations, a double cross, and one heck of a fist fight!

Listen in as Cliff Danger shares his recollections on the case.


Episode 18 – The Memoralizer Tapes – The Case of the Poison Pie



We are here, broadcasting from Pack Central Station, Oldenberg.

Today,  officer Burt Polino takes us through one of his memorable cases. A case of intrique, crushed heads, punches, murder,  and poison pies!

Tune in to hear the bizarre case of the Poison Pie.


Episode 14 – Alistair Crooke (pt.2)



We are here. Broadcasting live from Pack Central Station, Oldenberg.

Cliff Danger was bested by the villainous Alistair Crooke. Things are looking grim for all of us here in The Accord. Will the Jet Pack Cops be able to save Cliff Danger? Will Alistair Crooke and New Darwin City advance on The Accord? Stay tuned for gripping developments.


Episode 13 – Alistair Crooke (pt. 1)



We are here. Broadcasting live from Pack Central Station, Oldenberg.

Officer Cliff Danger is back on the case – tracking down Booger’s trail to save her from the cunning Alistair Crooke. Can these two ex-partners come to terms and save The Accord from the threat from New Darwin City?

Tune in, and find out.


Episode 12 – Bonepatch



We are here. Broadcasting live from Pack Central Station, Oldenberg.

Officer Rook Stoltz is on a mission; head to The Bonepatch to find Cliff Danger, and save ‘Booger’ from the insidious machinations of Alistair Crooke. Let’s hope he can find them both.


Episode 11 – Darkstorm



We are here. Broadcasting live from Pack Central Station, Oldenberg.

Officer Horrace Yusif has made a stunning prediction – a dreaded Darkstorm is headed our way. Nobody knows for certain what makes the sun decide to Darkstorm, but our best scientists and religious leaders agree on one thing. A Darkstorm is dangerous. Fear for your lives, and act accordingly. The Jet Pack Cops will do what they can to get us all through this dark, dark time.


Episode 10 – Stashball Draft



We are here, broadcasting live from Pack Central Station, Oldenberg.

One of the Accord’s greatest traditions is Stashball. One of Stashball’s greatest tradition is the compulsory draft. Be sure to tune into the broadcast, or attend the draft ceremony in person to find out if your name is called.

It’s shaping up to be an exciting day on the field!

 


Episode 9 – Centerfence



We are here. Broadcasting live from Pack Central Station, Oldenberg.

Trouble is afoot at the annual Chuckin’seed celebration in Dustown. Lead Jet Pack Officer Frankie Huangse is on the case with Billie Daniels. Let’s all chuck some seeds, and solve some crimes.

 


Episode 8 – The Trial



We are here. Broadcasting live from Pack Central Station, Oldenberg.

 

Another season has begun- our heroes are picking up the pieces after the loss of their comrade Clemence Fiddledown in the Cannibal Caves. A public inquisition is at foot to discover who’s responsible for Clem’s death. This is shaping up to be the trail of the century.

Stay tuned…


Episode 7 – Cannibals!… pt. 2



We are here. Broadcasting live from Pack Central Station, Oldenberg.

The Jet Pack Cops have found themselves in a harrowing position: a frontal assault on a Cannibal cave. The danger each cop faces is immense, but this is the job that each Jet Pack Cop has chosen. They put their lives on the line to keep us in The Accord safe. Stay tuned as this situation unfolds.

 

The Pack Episode 7 Transcript available for download here!


Episode 6 – Cannibals!



We are here. Broadcasting live from Pack Central Station, Oldenburg.

The Stink Sprout Festival is upon us once more. Join your fellow accordians at today’s Harvest Celebration! Reminder- keep caution; an increase in Cannibal sightings have been reported, be sure to keep on the lookout. Safety is the first step in having fun.

 

The Pack Episode 6 Transcript available for download here!


Episode 4 – Drinking Source Tower



We are here. Broadcasting live from Pack Central Station, Oldenberg.

Community Safety announcement. Due to the extent of the current heatwave, the Accord is suffering from a urine shortage. The Jet Pack Cops are enforcing strict Drinking Source Tower regulations. Please listen to the broadcast for details, and abide accordingly.

 

The Pack Episode 4 Transcript available for download here!


Episode 3 – Heat Wave



We are here. Broadcasting live from Pack Central Station, Oldenberg.

A special holiday greeting from all of us here at The Roost. Community Reminder – heat conditions remain extreme across the accord. Be sure to tune in for the best ways to beat the heat.

 

The Pack Episode 3 Transcript available for download here!


Episode 2- End Day



We are here.

Season’s Greetings from all of us here at Pack Central Station, Oldenberg.

Join us, and the rest of the Accord as we celebrate End Day. May our spirits be warmed with the radiant heat of Broadcast Radio.

 

The Pack Episode 2 Transcript available for download here!


Episode 1 – The Tower Rebuilt



We are here, broadcasting live from Pack Central Station, Oldenberg.

It’s the inaugural broadcast across the airwaves- for the first time in 60 years, The Accord will once again be connected with the power of RADIO.

Be sure to tune in, and reconnect with all the communities of The Accord.

 

The Pack Episode 1 Transcript available for download here!